My mother-in-law is an idiot

My mother-in-law is a total fucking idiot.

There are probably 500 different things that I would write about to make you understand this, but the one thing that’s irking me today is her use of Skype. She uses it to talk to her grandkids. I’ve tried to explain to her that the microphone on the computer is sensitive so she doesn’t have to scream but she does anyway.

The entire conversation goes like this:

OH! I SEE YOU! DO YOU SEE ME? OH! I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU! HI! HI! HI! OH! I SEE YOU! DO YOU SEE ME? DO YOU SEE ME? I SEE YOU!

This goes on for 10 minutes. Screaming at the top of her lungs of course. And when one of her grandkids tries to say something she can’t hear them because she’s screaming about how she can see them, so then it turns into:

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? DID YOU SAY YOU CAN SEE ME? I SEE YOU! OH! OH! OH! I SEE YOU! WHAT DID YOU SAY? I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU!

What a fucking dolt.

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